Poems • Humour

Wobbly bits

 
Do all your bits stay in place?
Or are they like mine and all over the place!

Do they hold up fine and stand proud and firm
Or are they wobbly and make you squirm!

I have so many wobbly bits
Hips, legs and other such tips!

No matter what I eat
Keeping firm is quite a feat

To be honest I don’t really mind
Having a bit ‘extra’ is not such a bind

I’m me and happy with what I’ve got
No point in moaning with your lot!

I’ll carry on with my wobbly frame
After all it’s part of my life’s game

I keep away from pies and fries
And still I’ll never be the perfect size!